Think about it, every office has a clock. The clock spiders in their present state control all the world leaders. rumor has it that the messenger the spider sends as the "judge" on judgement day will be a humongous piece of cheese, but since the spider will probably have eaten the Jupiter sized king of long before then, who will be sent remains to be seen. Fools, clock spider will not treat them with mercy when judging them along with worshippers of limecat who will, undoubtedly, be fed to the spider after judgement day. the second is a pic of the spider with the clock gone (it's not clear whether the clock has been moved or the spider as moved away from it) and the third one is a horrifyingly detailed close up showing the fur on the spider (eurgh).Īccording to legend, clock spider once had a ninth leg which fell off in a battle with limecat and became the being mortals worship as "god". the first one is the clock, with the spider's legs poking out from one side of it. He took 3 photographs before, presumably, running from the room with terror. This huge huntsman spider was found by someone in a relative's house, living under a clock. This, in time would lead to the creation of mechanical clocks in Iraq by Abbasid the caliph of Baghdad which would lead to peace in that region forevermore.
The Greeks in particular thought that they were really clever, but what they didn't know was that while they were talking about caves and kicking Persians into conveniently positioned holes, the clock spider had adapted to the lack of clocks by moving to Persia and forming building a clockwork giant named Xerxes who was operated by a clock spider. The ancient Greeks and Romans thought that they were smart because they believed that a sun-dial would deprive the clock spider of a habitat and thus deprive it of its power. Use our store locator to check if zero-contact collection is offered at your chosen store.For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article very remotely related to Huntsman spider.
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